i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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