you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize