Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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