Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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