I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Randomize
