they need to just BURY HIM!
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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