my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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