Got a toothbrush?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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