I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
i need some magic done to my vagina
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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