I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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