where does the pee come out of this thing
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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