Betty ford says i'm here all night
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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