no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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