Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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