Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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