i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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