Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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