We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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