dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Come see our sink grown plant.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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