All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I need water and some morals
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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