We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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