Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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