oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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