we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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