so explain again why im purple
no
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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