Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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