I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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