I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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