I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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