the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Randomize
