my phone cant type all the emotion im having
my shit smells like andre
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
