She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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