do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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