Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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