Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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