Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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