I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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