Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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