community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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