What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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