The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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