3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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