Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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