I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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