porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
