Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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