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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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