VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
the raccoons are back...
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