I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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