at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
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