And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The feeling are messing with the penis
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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