Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my mouth tastes like poor choices
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Randomize
