I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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