she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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