i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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