I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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