that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Randomize
