They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
