Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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