If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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